The other day I took a camcorder, smashed it into pieces, took the lens, put a digital mount on it, now it suddenly covers fullframe, has autofocus on my nikon and it's super contrasty and sharp (because it has the nikon mount with chip added and I put a sticker on the lens with the letter G and ED). The next day I put wings on my back, nobody wanted to believe me, but I could fly. People are dumb, they think humans can't fly, but the only thing you need are wings and fate. But then they put me on lithium and now the lens won't work and I can't fly anymore. Crazy people.