kaylee

yes!!!! thats what im doing, thats what my iphone thread is abt lol. srry, im an idiot absolutely if i took off my clothes tho i guarantee i would get plenty of attention uhm, yeah, i hear ya~! but... lol yeah i kno some ppl. thats Plan A. ~this~ thread is Plan B, if u kno wut i mean... ? wow, i take that as a big compliment. thank you so much ^^^ this is the exact stuff i would NEVER think of. adult swim, their friends. thank you lolol yeah, i am a production company ? i just need money for some actual full time employees *winky face*. /i hear ya! thats part of my widdle plan *evil laughter* *mr burns voice* excelleeentt no NO FKN WAY wise, and a good analysis of ~me~. tbh my bf is perf bc we're 99% alike, so hes the same way abt HIS work, but LIKE ME, hes a gnarly producer for his friends~! i mean... just great. positive, upbeat, optimistic, totally good energy~! and its not an act: its hard for artists, especially good ones who are obvs super self critical, to sell their own work like a car. i mean... we all have that problem. [thats the thing abt jeff koons: hes TOO good at sales (and he fkn sucks lol)] like, its WAYyyy easier for me to get on the phone abt YOUR project than MINE, u kno...? figuratively and literally. so, we're like a team now, and he'll legit make calls i dont wanna make for my work, and vice versa. its kinda amazing ? i mean, its not a joke. i shouldnt emoji like that. im rlly lucky and i kno it

heyy zach do u need attention??

guys this thread is still open fyi

UPDATE: this is just what i needed. tysm ???

omg u guys no way eff that this is EASY~! ppl who make stuff thats GOOD and CHEAP AF to produce get these meetings lol, trust me. and comedy is a goldmine, like "horror"

there it is guys talk to me like im 4 years old im making a mockumentary about my friend the "comedian" imagine i make a killer 22min +/- short thats very candid, veers into the cinematic on occasion, and its a lil andy kaufman ish. but sadder lol anyway: then what? im 100 serious, like literally what email address do i reach out to, etc etc https://variety.com/2019/film/features/cannes-filim-festival-netflix-amazon-disney-plus-1203207181/

? bring a bearcat (vehicle). and some indica. and an iced coffee w almond milk (e-z ice) plssssss

absolutely!!! thats the plan: the guy whos actually shooting this (im in it as an actor) is a v talented filmmaker... so HE gets what you just said @kye~! ofc the average person could shoot some pretty appalling footage that could be hard to cut together, even unusable, but my boy is gonna hook it up proper ??? im gonna start saying "proper" in the second half of 2019 – im bringing it back. and im gonna say "props". props, kye~!

thats what im talkin abt!!! its in resolve – PERF!!!!! oh wow thanks ill......... open resolve lolol ? re: my previous point, heres a perfect example. coulda shot in on an iphone. u kno?

awww thank u sm @heart0less. thats so sweet. i kinda wear my heart on my sleeve huh ? re: this project, i must say: there is no reason for me to use a rig/tripod/anything like that: its SUPPOSED to look like it was filmed by a common person with a smartphone~! phone peasant! easy! im just trynna get the most out of the image in post, but tbh, for this shoot it doesnt rlly matter ? i just like having options "in the darkroom", as it were dynamic range is not funny. highlight rolloff isnt funny. i mean THATS kinda funny but........... i digress lol

that one! ? lol im jk all good buddy

putting something over the lens is a cool idea. ?

idk maybe ill just add some bs like this and down res it a lot

great points @kye, thank you. i will ask my DP what ~app~ he likes just kinda wondering if theres some latest greatest trick for the LATEST iphone, u kno? but if its p much the same story it has been, ill be good ? also: it has to be shot with smartphones. not my call! ALSO (can i do this??): >>> what software/plugins/filters/etc would u guys recommend if i want to roughen up the footage in post, to MAKE it look more amateurish, lower res, more video-y, but in a subtle way that isnt retro or ironic. the iphone RS has a piercingly sharp image out of the box, and i wanna take the edge off that, but not in a filmic way, the opposite. make it kinda lofi, but digital. kno what i mean? YIKES! this is mind bogglingly sharp my eyes are bleeding. ugh. i want the final product to look more video-y. yuk. hmmm

@kye there is literally nothing funny abt that post. why do you think im writing comedy now? money

this thread inspired me to make these icons smaller it only took like ten seconds omg tysm guys this is where things dematerialize a bit i carved that pumkin tho tbh

update!!! i asked him where hes shot, regarding the above, and he said: !!!!! time to do some research ? @BTM_Pix

OMG!!! i am!!!! its pure comedy, this film, candid and "smartphone video"-like, THAT BEING SAID, how should i set up this iPhone XR™®© smartphone to shoot this? it has, like, a sicc ass camera right? has, 10-11 lenses id imagine? (lol jk guys) what should i use as far as settings/apps/etc? help mee out yalll about to start shooting as soon as TOMORRW OMGZz

thats dope ^^^ vvv the fire rises i like putting phone photos on my phone

ok but ferreal i met this cinematographer and worked with him, got his number, hit him up a couple weeks later, and he was like "Oh yeah, I've actually shot in some caves..." hes a dynamo and his day rate is a steal. id gladly pay him more tbh. and his work looks great. not sure hes human but its whatever

WOW! ? gorgeous omg. actually i only want to live in remote areas from now on, and im moving from my current mtn to a snowier, crappier, more remote one 500 miles away THEn im going to transition to miles of property when im rich (a sq mile is 640 acres btw) so im REALLY isolated then ill be happy. with my wifi

touché. duly noted – i stand corrected. well, sit, corrected, rlly. well... im in bed. so im actually lying down. corrected tho --- some great offerings here~! wow, i thought theyd be weirder... lets see the mental illness guys. its ok, we're all mad here not to change the subject but OMFG I AM SOOO GETTING THE NEW NOTE WOWWOWWw no more lost black phone in the dark for me!!! edit: lol omg that thing is ridiculous

OMG i LOVE ITttttttt i would buy that cave house but it would obvs be too depressing for me in practice. @BTM_Pix do ppl live there?? update: im still ?shooting in a cave. easy and fast. no audio recorded on set. 3 hours. in and out! itll be sicc ?

heres another lets keep it real guys

REALLY nice. wtf is this... windows?? :o this is fucking core edit: wait a fkn min @fuzzy, thats CHEATING ITS NOT AUGUST 1ST BRO STOP BEING A POSER/TRYHARD THIS IS MY ADVICE 2 U