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awww thank u sm @heart0less. thats so sweet. i kinda wear my heart on my sleeve huh ? re: this project, i must say: there is no reason for me to use a rig/tripod/anything like that: its SUPPOSED to look like it was filmed by a common person with a smartphone~! phone peasant! easy! im just trynna get the most out of the image in post, but tbh, for this shoot it doesnt rlly matter ? i just like having options "in the darkroom", as it were dynamic range is not funny. highlight rolloff isnt funny. i mean THATS kinda funny but........... i digress lol

that one! ? lol im jk all good buddy

putting something over the lens is a cool idea. ?

idk maybe ill just add some bs like this and down res it a lot

great points @kye, thank you. i will ask my DP what ~app~ he likes just kinda wondering if theres some latest greatest trick for the LATEST iphone, u kno? but if its p much the same story it has been, ill be good ? also: it has to be shot with smartphones. not my call! ALSO (can i do this??): >>> what software/plugins/filters/etc would u guys recommend if i want to roughen up the footage in post, to MAKE it look more amateurish, lower res, more video-y, but in a subtle way that isnt retro or ironic. the iphone RS has a piercingly sharp image out of the box, and i wanna take the edge off that, but not in a filmic way, the opposite. make it kinda lofi, but digital. kno what i mean? YIKES! this is mind bogglingly sharp my eyes are bleeding. ugh. i want the final product to look more video-y. yuk. hmmm

@kye there is literally nothing funny abt that post. why do you think im writing comedy now? money

this thread inspired me to make these icons smaller it only took like ten seconds omg tysm guys this is where things dematerialize a bit i carved that pumkin tho tbh

update!!! i asked him where hes shot, regarding the above, and he said: !!!!! time to do some research ? @BTM_Pix

OMG!!! i am!!!! its pure comedy, this film, candid and "smartphone video"-like, THAT BEING SAID, how should i set up this iPhone XR™®© smartphone to shoot this? it has, like, a sicc ass camera right? has, 10-11 lenses id imagine? (lol jk guys) what should i use as far as settings/apps/etc? help mee out yalll about to start shooting as soon as TOMORRW OMGZz

thats dope ^^^ vvv the fire rises i like putting phone photos on my phone

ok but ferreal i met this cinematographer and worked with him, got his number, hit him up a couple weeks later, and he was like "Oh yeah, I've actually shot in some caves..." hes a dynamo and his day rate is a steal. id gladly pay him more tbh. and his work looks great. not sure hes human but its whatever

WOW! ? gorgeous omg. actually i only want to live in remote areas from now on, and im moving from my current mtn to a snowier, crappier, more remote one 500 miles away THEn im going to transition to miles of property when im rich (a sq mile is 640 acres btw) so im REALLY isolated then ill be happy. with my wifi

touché. duly noted – i stand corrected. well, sit, corrected, rlly. well... im in bed. so im actually lying down. corrected tho --- some great offerings here~! wow, i thought theyd be weirder... lets see the mental illness guys. its ok, we're all mad here not to change the subject but OMFG I AM SOOO GETTING THE NEW NOTE WOWWOWWw no more lost black phone in the dark for me!!! edit: lol omg that thing is ridiculous

OMG i LOVE ITttttttt i would buy that cave house but it would obvs be too depressing for me in practice. @BTM_Pix do ppl live there?? update: im still ?shooting in a cave. easy and fast. no audio recorded on set. 3 hours. in and out! itll be sicc ?

heres another lets keep it real guys

REALLY nice. wtf is this... windows?? :o this is fucking core edit: wait a fkn min @fuzzy, thats CHEATING ITS NOT AUGUST 1ST BRO STOP BEING A POSER/TRYHARD THIS IS MY ADVICE 2 U

Just do it!!!!™ comments welcome

@fuzzynormal cool, thats the correct answer. now: question #2: HOW do you pitch it to me? pretend im being nice and we're having a nice iced coffee or something on a warm summer day refocus. im nice, ok? now: tell me in three sentences why i should look at your work. assume that i ALREADY LOVE ANIMALS, WHICH I DO. ok? me: *takes off sunglasses* so, tell me about your doc? you: ???

im going to try to help you, out of pure pity you have been condescending to me and other board members in the past, perhaps unintentionally. you need to check yourself NOW: ANSWER THIS QUESTION: ~WHY~ should ~I~ give a fuck about your little doc? My bf says to pretend we're at a film festival, and you're meeting us, and he just said that to you, sober as a judge. I'm standing r there too Do you ~actually~ have a response? Try not to lie

wow... very cool for folks, not ME ofc, who might not understand *exactly* why this is important in a practical way, maybe you could elaborate...?

holy schnikes, HANGING TREES WHY WEB WHY p.s. are u familiar with inner earth

thank you @webrunner5 ????

cmon guys... i kno someone has a 3rd party MBP charger?? we talk abt batteries on here! omg have i been shadowbanned lol

heyyy yall! have a great weekend, rlly hey! i need a new charger for my magsafe 2 MBP... any suggestions on china brand replacements? i know appl products dont care for 3rd party chargers, just looking to save some $$$...

heyyy yall HELP!! i need a mic for a live performance i want a douchebag type of headset, somethin that LOOKS kinda like this i need to send that audio thru the venue PA system im dumb! help?? @IronFilm