@fuzzynormal Have you considered building a Mac? I don't know if this is a stupid question, but I have always considered following tonymacx86's CustoMac Pro guide, and there's a new list of components he updates every month. Though I can't personally vouch for how reliable it might be, I've followed his stuff for a while. http://www.tonymacx86.com/buyersguide/may/2016
For May the specs for the pro are pretty solid for about $1,500 on Amazon:
Crucial Ballistix Sport LT 64GB Kit (16GBx4) DDR4 2400
Zalman CPU Cooler
Intel Core I7-6700K 4.00 GHz
Gigabyte LGA1151 Intel Z170 ATX EATX DDR4 Motherboard
Corsair RM Series, RM650, 650 Watt (650W), Fully Modular Power Supply
Corsair Carbide Series Black 300R Windowed Computer Case
TP-LINK N900 Wireless Dual Band PCI Express Adapter
Gigabyte GeForce GTX 950 Xtreme 2GB