At a quarter of a million dollars, is this the lens pros have been waiting for?

[BenEricson]

Yikes.

[Nikkor]

  On 3/14/2017 at 10:56 PM, Andrew Reid said:

Black magic

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Pocket,Micro,Mini, hmmm

[thefactory]

  On 3/14/2017 at 11:46 AM, mercer said:

and is it rectalinear?

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HA-HA! rectalinear. 

 

  On 3/14/2017 at 11:02 PM, noone said:

Does it have a filter drawer so I can shove that in my ANUS?     Or do I have to screw it to my ANUS?

 

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It has a built in ND filter on the rear of the lens. But from the sample shots i have seen the ND has a brown tinge to it. 

[kaylee]

i need RAW ANUS

[mercer]

Who needs Raw when you got Log?

[mat33]

and this is why we don't get nice prototype cameras for pre-review.... 

[Cas1]

  On 3/15/2017 at 3:58 AM, mat33 said:

and this is why we don't get nice prototype cameras for pre-review.... 

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You mean rear view?

[Nikkor]

 Wait till you see the new ENDOSCOPE 2X 8K Anamorphic primes, prepare your ANUS for the ultimate stretch.

[Phil A]

  On 3/15/2017 at 12:07 PM, Nikkor said:

 Wait till you see the new ENDOSCOPE 2X 8K Anamorphic primes, prepare your ANUS for the ultimate stretch.

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But do they have a bulging front element? On the other hand people say it feels more rewarding without filtration anyway.

[Cinegain]

I think Cinema5D already figured out which lens to get for their ANUS... a big black one. Must be in its erect state, because supposedly it's only 24mm.

 

[Andrew Reid]

I wouldn't like to penetrate that market

[Cinegain]

Or at the very least use protection. What is the concensus on UV filters these days, does the pope approve?

[anax276]

Hahaha! Very funny!

Does it also come in an ANALmorphic version? ;-)

[jorgelibra]

OMG the blog is so full of shit as this Black Magic Anus would be after eating up some of your latest articles

Eoshd, you were once so cool..

Good luck!