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I figured it was about that time again... a little levity... feel free to add your own.

Kit. Kitted out. David Hasselhoff tying off down by the Spree. Rig. Rigged out. Rigamortis setting in. Brick. Bricked. Bertolt Brecht. Colour Science. Pseudoscience. Bitched appliance. Baked in. Burnt in. Can I borrow a filter? Game changer. Lame stranger. Grandma take me home. Bit depth. She wept. Best Oscar goes to. Red Raw. Redrum. All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. Long goppin'. Frame croppin'. Hot swappin' til the morning light.  Backlit sensor. Optical condenser. Airport security's rubber glove dispenser. Dial the magenta. Your girlfriend's placenta, in a Shanghai noodle house. Highlight. Lowlight. No light. Roll off to light another one up. IRE. Knee. Well maybe, lets C-47. H.264. Noise floor. Back screen door, blowing in the wind. Gamma curve. Gamma globulin. Happy Halloween. 8bit. 10 bit. 2 bit good for nothing. 2k. 4k. Johnny Hallyday. Dynamic derange. A dog with mange. Home, home on the range. Log. Logarithm. Log-jammin'. I'm here to fix ze cable. Lut. Luddite. Neophyte. Is that a S-curve in your pocket, or are you just happy to BNC me? Coming in to Los Angeles, bring in a couple of RGBs. Out and about. S-login' it out. Node. Teal. Indian hand meal. Colour pallet. Cleft palate. Focal. Fecal. We the people. Form factor. Hamstercaster. Should of asked her faster.

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  • EOSHD Pro Color 5 for All Sony cameras
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