Democratic Rape Prevention Tips! (Canon C-100 / Ninja 2)

[Germy1979]

About 3 months ago, my grandmother told me some of the tactics being tossed at women by the democratic party to be used to deter an attacker... All of these of course, are to substitute a firearm.

They are as follows:

1. Tell the attacker you have a venereal disease.
2. Blow your rape whistle.
3. Defecate on yourself.. (... this is legit.)

and if all else fails:

4. Vomit on the attacker, and he will let you go.

Since I know not one single woman on the face of the earth who can do 3 and 4 on command, I suspect this did not go over so well with the female response.

However, I'd love to see this played out... so here it is:

 

https://vimeo.com/67751644

 

 

[Rob Bannister]

hehe that was pretty good